So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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