Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
