Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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