There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball