Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing