it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine