Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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