From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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