In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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