I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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