i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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