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Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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