it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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