You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
