so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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