remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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