I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how do flat chested girls get laid?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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