he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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