Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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