you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Blood and glitter go together right?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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