butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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