He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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