All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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