Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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