My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
