i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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