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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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