What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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