Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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