I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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