I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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