Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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