i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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