problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
