either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i out mim tonsoeep
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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