the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just high enough for therapy.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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