There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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