it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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