Just fell off a train. Bad.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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