I must be too annoying 4 u.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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