so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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