I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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