Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
