I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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