what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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