bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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