So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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