Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Naked. naked and bneed help.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
