we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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