best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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