Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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