So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
