did you get engaged???
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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