google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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